Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Something wrong with her

Yesterday night, we were all bothered by a lady with a strain of madness.

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Phone rang and I answered - It was Miss Lim: "Ah Yan, Pleases inform Miss Teh that "her friend" is here".
Huh? Miss Teh wondered who was that "friend".
Thus, she and I took a glimpse around the area from the department. Then, Miss Teh recognised a lady with an odd blue hair-scarf, over-sized sweater plus an umbrella hanging over her arm. What a fashion impairment. ( It's not that bad, but to be honest YES )

"She hior, she is something wrong. Just take a copy of Health Today for her."

(she made a beeline to office)

" What?! Something wrong? How do you know?"

" It's a long story. She worked here before. Will tell you later."

I'm intrigued to know more about her. Anything! ( I was curious with her "something wrong")
As usual, Miss Teh and I treated her as a normal customer. ( I knew she is not. However, there is something good about her. She buys that magazine every month. Quite supportive right?!)
I was just going to ransack the magazine from the locker. Then suddenly I heard the lady talked to Miss Teh that SHE DOESN'T WANT ALREADY!

By finishing her four considered as powerful words, she pivoted on her heels and swept out. Both of us felt helpless. I thought nothing more was expected to happen after she left......

A moment later, Miss Lim came to our table in hurry with frantic remarks. She retold the incident that had occurred at the office. Hell, she had "visited" the office twice and had some complaints about all departments!
[Do you have any idea that how could she entered the office so easily as a stranger? = She stalked Miss Lim from the back as she entered the room! ] Sweat with her!
She tried looking for the manager there. But, nobody wanted to admit. Everybody at the office is scared of her and they even didn't want to speak a single word to her.

As Miss Lim kept blabbering......

All in the sudden a tense moment flickered. That lady was coming back! Miss Lim immediately fled towards the office. Guess what. This time she had no "mercy" at all. Miss Teh was her target now. As she walked through any section at E.D., she grabbed any books she liked and gave them to Miss Teh, asking her to keep that bundle for her. At the same time, she was also complaining about the Perangin Mall's outlet that the staff there ignored her demand to keep the books for her.
After having listened to that, Miss Teh was forced to keep it as not to aggravate her. Just as what Miss Lim has said, if you aggravate a madwoman and she does anything to hurt you, she can "break the law with impunity". Even she kills somebody she won't be accused. Somehow, the only punishment - Tanjung Rambutan will be her final home in the rest of her life after that.

"Do you think she is affordable to buy all these?" I whispered in hesitation. Miss Teh shrugged. Her face turned pale when the lady stood closer and closer to her. She grumbled to Miss Teh about the staffs for she had been perceived as invisible. Only Miss Teh who took her as a "normal lady". In short, she talked really bo bo de things there and seemed rather piqued.

The incident has proven that her brain has fused.

Since I felt rather superfluous on the spot, I escaped myself and pretended busy with my own business, not daring to have a glance at her also. I was terrified too.

It was 9.15pm. 15 min. more to go before coming to end of the business hour. She's still crapping nonstop there with an impatient Miss Teh. She tried to escape too and finally succeede. Haha

Our shop was half-closed and most of the lights have been switched off. And she's still hanging around. I've packing my bag for home, just waiting for her to walked out by herself. DAMN, what the hell she wants from us. Simply buat kacau kat sini?! Then, She was standing there reading her magazine!
"No time liao la, come on lady"

Suddenly came a "heroin" to save us.
Miss Lim swithched off the lady's lighst and she was angry, asking who did that. "Miss, we want to shut down already, please leave here." Then, she retorted: " Haiya, never mind. I can wait until the cashiers sum up all the money." "I'm afraid we can't."
This time she didn't has any excuse, she just swept out from there.
And Miss Teh quickly locked up the door, afraided of she will patah balik pula.

Really Sweat with the lady!!!
She said she will return in these 2 days. Oh God, just leave us alone!

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