Monday, April 27, 2009

Just say one hundred and one percent?

101% ~~~?!
From a mathematical viewpoint: What does equals 100%?
We always say: I want to achieve or give more than 100% like 101%. It's just an analogy to us.
What does it means to give more than 100%?
Would it be possible to achieve more than that?

We have been in situations where we're required to give over 100%.
What equals 100% in life?
How about achieving 101%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help to answer these question and reveal the secret of "impossible" 101%...

IF
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

but A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%

Now, look at how far the love of GOD will assist you:

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D is
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4=101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will fet you there,
It's the Love Of God that will put you over the top!

Mathematics is absolutely amazing.

1x8+1=9
12x8+2=98
123x8+3=987
1234x8+4=9876
12345x8+5=98765
123456x8+6=978654
1234567x8+7=9876543
12345678x8+8=98765432
123456789x8+9=987654321
1x9+2=11
12x9+3=111
123x9+4=1111
1234x9+5=11111
12345x9+6=111111
123456x9+7=1111111
1234567x9+8=11111111
12345678x9+9=111111111
123456789x9+10=111111111
1x1=1
11x11=121
111x111=12321
1111x1111=1234321
11111x11111=123454321
111111x111111=12345654321
1111111x1111111=1234567654321
11111111x11111111=123456787654321
1111111111x111111111=12345678987654321

Brilliant, isn't it?!

Friday, April 24, 2009

断头路了...

终于,我递上我的辞呈信了! (A week's notice)
其实我、并不会写什么resignation letter.
You know la, there got a lot of reference book ma...
所以呢,借一下抄一抄又有何妨咯。
亏MissTeh 还偷看我的辞呈信,她竟然说我的信写得not bad!
She was too "lurus bendul".
但我并没告诉她我是copy cat.... hehe.
留下好印象吗,diok bo?

Monday, April 20, 2009

Damn Hot!!!

Three days ago, the day before yesterday, yesterday and even today.... The sizzling sun and the hot weather made me want to faint... I think most probably I will get heat-stroke if the weather remains the same temperature and low humidity in the prolonged period.
Working at the air-conditioned building like working at the vacuumed-room. The air is still, not flowing at all. And somemore, the building is like kind of in current shortage condition. A week ago, the complex blacked out as a sudden dip of current occured. I'm afraid that the same incident would happen again. At that time, we'll be suffocated in this building.
Oh God, My own thermometer is showing at 34 degree Celsius now in the day time!
Wth, really in burning-heat!
Tell you, while sitting at home in the night time after having shower, you can also break out in a sweat even already had the fan on at highest speed.
Oh Dear, I wish SP could in rain now. A whole day of incessant rain would be enough to nourish people in SP. I can play rain water then as well.
Come on, raindrops I'm waiting for You.
Hot weather really makes people all "in the doldrums", so am I...
Suddenly, I feel like wanna rush to beach now! How about Chiroshima in Japan?

Having a sea view there along the tranquil beach...

Rowing my canoe there...


Bird-viewing the sea water with my parachute...

So much activities can be done there...
Just forget about it, I won't manage to get there. I think Pantai Merdeka would be my only "ideal" option. Haha. Frankly, I don't want there. I want the water in turquoise or blue colour not in brown colour just like the Pantai Merdeka one. Pulau Tioman, Pulau Perhentian, Pulau Langkawi, Pulau Redang, Pulau Kapas.... Yayaya, there got any range of blue water. ^^ ( water is colourless I know ) Haha. Somebody please plan on this trip to an island. Please!

OK, now I feel like want to eat and drink something pula.


ICE-CREAM!!! in various flavours and colours.



Ice water and cold beverage

Quench my thirst is important. I'm hydrated. I never hit that eight-glasses-water goal in a day. That's why my body heat is hardly to disappear through evaporation. I wish I could undergo aestivation just like the lungfish. Haha

What an Awesone air castle that I have built!!!

Saja saja having this post nia....

画海为爽,望冰止渴吗!

.. .. .. .. ..

Still hot and no raindrop.... ==''

Monday, April 13, 2009

秘密



你就直接回头吧 她在等着你
不要怕我会哭泣 早就在心底
想想你说过的话 其实我们不虚假
那就好吧 其实你对我不差

别对我食之无味 弃之可惜
虽然你还有感觉 但不是爱情
想想你说过的话 其实我们不虚假
那就好了吧 这些够了呀

我们的爱情是秘密 不能成立
就算我爱你也不能够说明
她在你身边逗你开心
我只不过让你歇斯底里

你就让我跟着你一起秘密
我们的事情 说好不提起
让我们 都能够清晰
你和她 是不变的 定律

Friday, April 10, 2009

Chicken-kun-ia

Guess what it means - chickenya or maybe it should be spelled as chicken-nya.
Haha. The answer is nothing. It wasn't existed.
I heard from an Indian lady who came to find a book called "chicken--nya". Actually She meant chikungunya, something like dengue fever la... which I only get to know after a moment. I am really shallow in knowledge!!!

I absolutely like a moron, kept on asking what kind of chicken she wants. Did she want a book related to the farm chicken or diseases of chicken or bla bla bla...
The lady stared at me with a frown. She didn't get what I meant? I guessed.
Or in the vice versa I didn't get what she meant!
Even my supervisor also thought it was a book subjected to chicken.
But she said NO, it was chickenkunia, it is a kind of disease, mosquito?
It was hysterically funny!!! How can a chicken-like-disease link to mosquito? This customer must be crazy...
(I chuckled to myself. hahahahaha.)
She finally walked away as we couldn't get her.
She must be chuckled at us too as almost all of us didn't know this disease!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Shame

It was an awful day where theft and his accomplice had visited my working place...
It's also my fresh experience where I met up with this "stupid" theft.

He came with his hand clutching some Dental chewing gum and wandering on his pants hanging down to the comic section. He asked me for the Naruto. Come on, it's just before you! Don't pretend. He seemed like purposely asked me where was it, somehow he already knew. So, I simply usher him by pointing my thumbnail, saying "Sana!" which sounded like quite impolite. Indeed, I had bad impression on him while he was picking up the comics, he chuckled his gum's wrappers on my table which really pissed me off! He just intended to do that since he also "bo syok" me! Thus, he had his revenge on me too. I took a squint on him and monitored him up. . ;-/

After a moment, he suddenly walked away with his accomplice. Before leaving, the anonymous accomplice clutched the wrappers and handed them to me, asking me to throw into the garbage. (tong sampah just located beside me) This made me felt like the accomplice isn't that "bad". Haha. I was still watching on their movement as they really looked like sneak-thieves. My curiosity aroused when the gum-wrapper-discarder inquired Miss Chong from revision department for the Harry Potter. Without any hesitation, she ushered them to the teenage novel section. I'm bery suspicious about their motives.

I followed them to the section and pretended to tidy up the books on the adjacent table there. I saw him grabbing 2 Harry Potter series from the rack and squatting down to have a look on the book cover. Next, I heard some unwrapping sound. He wanted to unwrap the book! I took a glance over him again and he casually walked by the table to has a very brainless question: "Is there any scanner inside this book?"
What a stupid man! Asking me this not like indicated that he had an intention to steal the book? Wasn't he?!
"Huh!? I...I have no idea."
I shrugged. He was wordless. So, he headed to the cashier counter then with 2 books on his hands. My heart was throbbing, didn't know what to expect next....

I watched from far, seeing the cashier unwrapped the book for him. At the same time, he had already smuggled one of the Harry Potter from the ED and hid it under the junk food racks near the exit. And I still didn't aware of that action though. Luckily, the cashier has realized his sneaky behavior. Thus, she called for the help from other supervisor and they started to take action on him...

After having his book unwrapped, he walked back to ED. Again he visited our comic section. I didn't notice this time he just held a book. He put the only Harry Potter on the comic section, getting a Naruto comic and made his payment at the counter. So, I got back the book and I felt a whoosh of relief....

Who knows? All in sudden, he came back once again...Gosh, what the hell was he gonna to do...! Don't say I'm bingo, HE COME BACK TO STEAL! Without second thought, I quickly put back the book on its place, intending to trap him up. Coming with the plastic bags, he simply grabbed the book and fled. I was froze on the spot as I couldn't believe my sight...
The moment he wanted to put the books inside the plastic bags, he was caught in shame by Miss
Low and Miss Lim. His hole-and-corner affair was revealed and he behaved as if nothing had happened. Since Miss Lim had no any prove so at last she just let him walked away.
What a shame, I should have caught him. I am just frozen at the wrong time... Terrible! He thought his plan was perfect and could trick this little girl like me. So, he did! I was mortified and the staffs there still reckoned I had helped them out in this case.